ABC GOP Debate Shorthand Analysis

Mayor Guliani - Something about you and your lisfp makes me wanna punch you in the teeth.

Sen. Thompson - You're a fucking actor. Go away.

Sen. McCain - Seniality is setting in. You've lost touch.

Congressman Paul - You didn't impress me so much tonight, but you were the only candidate who got applause.

Governor Huckabee - You are starting to appeal to me more, but I think it's because you are adopting Ron Paul's original positions.


Governor Romney - *Deeeeep sigh* Just watch this video.